So we might be able to vote George and Dick outta office, my regret is that we can’t vote them into poverty.

Wouldn’t that be great? Straight from the Whitehouse to some alley. Like the two old men at the end of “Trading Places.”

Years later, I would come across them. They would be sitting there by the barrel with the fire in it warming themselves with those gloves that their fingers stick out of and they would be all like...

“give us a handout govna”

and I would be all like...

“I will give you four dollars if you sing 'Naughty Girl'”

and they would be all like “I'm feelin’ sexeee…I wanna hear you say my name boy…”